Her city slicker boyfriend looked pretty clumsy out here on the farm.
I loved her and so did that city slicker , John Weber.
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.
"Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn't it save a lot of time?"
Sure a city slicker looks smart as long as he stays in a place like new york. but you put him down on a farm and he won't do much better than a newborn baby!
