In fact, geologists have identified the blocks as unusually shaped, but perfectly natural, weathered beach rock.
Its existence depends entirely on what geologists call the mid-Atlantic ridge.
In this case the geologists drilled into the stalagmites and estimated their age from the way that uranium decays into an isotope of thorium.
Flowers in New York are so expensive, I surmise, that they're kept hydrated with water drawn from the fjords of Norway by specially trained geologists.
Mother Nature isn’t causing the suspicious number of aftershocks, either, and it should be obvious to your seismologists and geologists that something is horribly awry.
So a team of geologists set out to identify sea level changes over the course of the past 135, 000 years by collecting rock samples from six formations at various levels in five different caves.
Rather than placing us still in the Holocene, a peculiarly stable era that began only around 10, 000 years ago, the geologists say we are already living in the Anthropocene: the age of man.
If it turns out that fossil fuels are abiogenic, that probably means they are more abundant than Western geologists think, and may be found in places hitherto thought unpromising.
