His skin had lost its luster and had a dull, leathery look, like a chicken wing left in the freezer too long.
The hamburgers, chicken wings, tuna casserole... ew.
Topping the list, of course, are all meats -- from hamburgers and pork chops to chicken wings and the Thanksgiving turkey.
Now if only a scientist will discover the health benefits of ballpark franks and chicken wings. Heaven.
All of which we can fix surprisingly easily, just by putting down our chicken wings and reaching for a veggie burger.
