He watched telly.
Youwoulre that bloke off the telly!
You're that bloke off the telly!
The telly is cheap, because it's a reject.
Why do so many of us plonk ourselves down in front of the telly with a microwave meal after a tiring day? Because it's convenient?
Similarly, there is no point in travelling to see your boyfriend for a take-away Indian meal and an evening in front of the telly.
In truth, he appeared on The World's Strictest Parents 'to get on the telly and have a giggle', but the programme makers - and his mum - seem to have had the last laugh.
I'm not going to be bored and I doubt we're going to be arguing about whose turn it is to pay the gas bill or what we're going to watch on the telly.
