I mean, I'd understand it if they were shagging.
They've got an aBundance of stories of you shagging with MEN!
When we're bragging to our mates about shagging you in the back of the car, the last thing we'd ever want to tell them about is the kissing!
But I have to say thank you for the teenage-shagging Elvis, and the wife-beating Frank, because in a world without men, I believe the music would be rubbish.
