Will they accept these few words of tribute from a pocket-stuffer, a rumpler and crumpler, a bagger?
If you have a small enough yard use a bagger attachment for your mower or at least rake up the clippings after.
At first glance, that may appear to be a mixed blessing: good because they're much less volatile in choppy markets, bad because they're less likely to rocket to 10-bagger levels of return.
Of course, other variables, both known (dedicated bagger) and unknown (payment type, coupons, cigarettes) affect on the speed of the line, but this is a good rule of thumb to use as a baseline.
