Listen… piss on the floor, if you like.
I just bet them 500 apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, on your phone and piss on you and not would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.
She says:「 You better no piss on a plate, you son of a bitch!
If God was around, he'd rather I eat a bag of Doritos and pass out than get drunk, beat my wife and piss on the couch.