He used to be a mail carrier.
The mail carrier in our neighborhood is a friend of all children.
Or the mail carrier has delivered a batch of magazines with those annoying scented advertisements for perfumes.
A 91-year-old woman who had crawled under her car to look for her keys ended up stuck beneath an axle for two days until her mail carrier noticed letters piling up, police said.
Heck, it might even put a smile on the mail carrier's face.
