The puppy has done a piddle on the carpet.
Naturally, the spiritual aspirant must do more than drink his own piddle every day.
There would be no more "accidents" on the living room carpet; you'd be able to take your poodle for a piddle several times a day.
Northerner answers: "North is cold rise, piddle should take a club, scatter freeze, follow along with aspic knock, otherwise person and wall want aspic to be in one place."
